1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, putit down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be...
4. Crying is blackmail...
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Justsay it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping."